Claire Merrifield Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, imagine Prostitute in *Eternal Sunshine*. She’d be the memory ya can’t wipe. “I’m disappearing from your mind!” she’d yell, laughin’, while some dude’s cryin’ in a corner. Me? I’d be happy as hell watchin’ her dodge the brain-zappers. She’s too sly, too quick. Kinda like when I nailed a trade—pure joy, heart pumpin’. Once saw a docu—think it was PBS?—sayin’ prostitutes in Rome used special coins for pay. Coins with sexy pics! Blew my mind. Wonder if they’d take crypto now? Ha, “Bitcoin, baby, show me the goods!”

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He also said no one, including White, had ever suggested to him Merrifield's prostitution allegation might be true. Therein lies the weirdness.

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

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