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About Phoenix

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

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whore jokes about myself and my sex worker friends, but if someone else said that I was a whore to my face and didn't apologise when called.

Oh precious, let’s not forget the parks! Carlton Gardens, such ancient trees, whispering like old hobbitses, they do, precious, reminding me of bygone days. And Royal Botanic Gardens? A maze of living wonders, tiny pathways that lead to secret nooks for a quiet nap, yes, yes, perfect relaxation!

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