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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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Brunswick Street, oh, it sparkles with cafes and noisy banter, yes, yes, endless chatter! I loved it, I did, but sometimes, sss, I got mad, mad at the crowds doing nothing, nothing but gawking at their phones! But then the smells, oh, the smells of hot coffee and old books along Swanston Street, warm as our secret memories.

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