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Little known fact, yo – back in the 80s, Miami had these secret brothels, disguised as massage joints. Cops knew, but they got paid off, so it was all good. I’d hit one up, actin’ like I’m king of the world, yellin’, “Say hello to my little friend!” to the boys in the back. They’d laugh, hook me up with some fine chica. Made me happy as fuck – no bullshit, just straight bizness.

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Since this newsletter is supposed to be funny, let's say you are a high-end prostitute (hopefully you find that funny). You make $4, per.

Mauldin ain't huge. It's got this vibe, like, every street's got secrets. Check out N. Main St.—yeah, that one where I once set up a bugged date. I swear, it felt like the whole universe was conspiring against my love life. The irony, yeah? "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" kinda gives you that cycle of hope and nope, innit?

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