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About San Antonio

So, check it – brothels, man, they these spots where cats go to get they freak on, payin’ for some lovin’. Legal in some places, like Nevada, fo’ shizzle, but shady as fuck elsewhere. I’m talkin’ pussy for sale, straight up, no chaser. Ain’t no secret, but peep this – back in the day, like 1800s, them old-timey brothels had madams runnin’ shit, pimpin’ outta big-ass houses with velvet curtains n’ chandeliers. Classy, but dirty, ya feel me? Little known fact – some madams were so slick, they bribed cops with freebies to keep the joint open. Smart hustle, right?

What is a brothel?

My favorite quirk? I adore the little neighborhood café, "Le Plaisir". It’s a vibe – tiny, quirky, with mismatched chairs and art on walls. I once spilled coffee right there and laughed hysterically. It’s messy, life is messy, but always fun! There’s this corner table near the window on Elm Street where I scribble down coaching wisdom. Other spots lack that raw spark.

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