Abigail Mastic Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, like, whores – they’re people who get paid to… uh… love ya for a bit? That’s wild! I heard this one story, total secret hush-hush, bout a whore in old London who tricked a fancy lord outta his gold wig! She swapped it with a loaf of bread painted yellow – dude didn’t notice till mornin’! Laughed my butt off thinkin’ bout that! Is bread an instrument? Nah, but it fooled that guy good!

Mastic: the emblematic product of the island of Chios

The French called them mouches or “flies,” because of the dark spots' resemblance to small insects alighted on fashionably pale skin.

Anyway, that's my slice of life in Mastic (us)! It's a madhouse of charm, quirks, and unexpected laughs. Just come prepared for the mix – every massage, every street, every misfit moment, is a story waiting to be told. D’oh! See ya soon, buddy!

State OKs use of parkland to advance 37-acre Mastic Beach reboot