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Here’s a freaky fact—did ya know in Nevada, USA, it’s legal? Like, legit brothels! Blows my tiny mind! I’m picturin’ me strollin’ in, all “Hiii, I’m Patrick!” They’d be like, “Uh, pink dude, ya lost?” And I’d go, “Nope! Research!” Total “Spotlight” vibes—diggin’ into the dark corners, ya feel me? “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”—wait, wrong movie again. “This is how we fight back!”—there ya go, that’s the one!

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Go to Reno and go to a brothel is your only legal avenue here. It's only legal in about 3 counties in Nevada. None of them are the county Las Vegas is in, by the way.

Oh, and random truth: near the old library on Pine Street yonder, there's a teeny cafe that brew finest coffee. I be heading there on my lunch breaks just to chill and reflect on life's strangeness. Life be sweet there sometimes, like "Only Lovers Left Alive" meets spa-relaxin' zen!

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