Penelope Markham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

Early life

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So first up – Unionville. Man, Unionville is iconic. It’s got these cobblestone streets, soooo quaint, and you'll see cute little cafes right next to the old town square. I often stroll along Main Street (yeah, there’s a Main St, and it’s a gem) and reflect on how families bond over a cup of joe. Sometimes I get all nostalgic, thinking “Moolaadé!” Like in that movie when community spirit hits hard – it’s all life-changing, you know?

Michael "Dan" Markham Obituary (2025) - Bethany, OK - Mercer-Adams Funeral Service