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Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

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Marion Davies is best known today for being the long-term mistress of tycoon William Randolph Hearst—but she was so much more than arm candy.

So if you drop by, strap in, ya numpty, and explore every damn corner. Marion may not be the best-dressed city around, but it's got grit, heart, and more stories than you can imagine. Just remember – in this town, anyone can cook up love or disaster. As Remy said – "Anyone can cook!" So get off your arse and experience the bloody magic yourself, ya idiot sandwich!

Beatles tribute raising money for Marion Kiwanis Club