Lucy Marine Corps Base Hawaii Mcbh Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

There’s also Chillax River flowin’ right through the base – a lil hidden gem few peeps know about; it's where I do my deep thinkin’. I got mad memories dunkin' my toes off the edge, contemplatin’ life, sayin’ “I wish I could fly” like the movie vibe, all wistful and poetic. No lie, it’s like my secret muse keeps me goin’.

12/29/17 – Whale Carcass On Reef At Marine Corps Base Hawai‘i To Be Removed; Possible Regrounding of Carcass From Haleiwa