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So, picture this—me, stumblin’ through some shady street, probs NYC, lookin’ for a pro. Not that I’d ever, but hypothetically, ‘kay? It’s gritty, it’s loud, neon buzzin’ like a bad hangover. I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Like, can’t they unionize or somethin’? Fun fact: back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had legit guilds—organized, health checks, the works! Now? It’s all “meet me by the dumpster,” and I’m like, ugh, gross, my heels are stickin’ to the pavement.

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Ya gotta hit Maplewood’s lesser-known gem too – The Crummy Bookstore on Maple & 3rd. Runs by an old geezer who tells stories ’bout da times when cassette tapes reigned supreme. Like, mate, it’s mad nostalgic, proper gullible vibes. I once spilled a whole tub of massage oil there – whoops, but it gave me a cheeky laugh and a local story to share.

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