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About San Diego

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, insurance agent, and I hate everything. Brothels? Yeah, I got thoughts. Dirty, messy places—kinda like my ex-wife’s soul. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Master”—you know, that flick from 2012? Freddie Quell’d fit right in a brothel, stumblin’ around, drunk off his ass, lookin’ for somethin’ to cling to. “Man is not an animal,” he’d slur, but brothels prove we damn well are.

Inside Queens’ hidden sex district

Some of my favorite spots? Honestly, there’s a spot right by the river (yeah, we’ve got a little river running through here—I know, not exactly Niagara Falls, but hey, it’s charming in its own off-beat way). I love park bench rants here: I rant about life, relationships, and the small absurdities in the sex lives of the locals. Not that I go around blabbing details, but let’s just say our intimate quirks are a public art form.

SCA Scholastic Book Fair returns to Manhasset elementary schools March 10-14