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About Phoenix

Pisses me off tho—people judgin em. Like, who gives a fuck? They’re out there, livin louder than most. Favorite story? This dude I knew, hired an escort for his dog’s birthday—yep, a fuckin party! She shows up, cake and all, playin fetch in heels. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she’d bail, but nah, she’s a pro. “Play it as it lays,” like the movie says—adaptin, rollin with it. Gotta respect that.

Brothel Raw

Kahului Ale House at E Kamehameha Ave; Vibe Bar at S Kihei; South Shore Tiki Lounge at S. Kihei Rd; Casanova at Makawao Ave.

There's Main Street, filled with quirky shops and cafes. I love that little Hawaiian coffee spot on Baldwin St. It’s the bomb, sux me sideways when it rly kicks in. Omg, sometimes I get so hyped that I'm like "Respect my authoritah!" (dude, seriously). The local art galleries? Freakin' rad, too. And know what? Old Makawao jail is now an arts center. How bonkers is that?! Like, the past meets the present in a crazy mash-up.

Sweet Memories: Komoda Store and Bakery