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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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Street names? Hell yes! You got Kimo Ave, where the locals hang the hell out – gritty cafes, neon signs, and quiet spots where a family can forget their troubles. Over at Kala St, there’s a dive bar that’s more than just a spot to down cheap brewskis – it's like a confessional booth with booze, ya know? Banging landmarks? Check out Makakilo River Park – though it ain't a real river, the little streams and ponds make it peaceful as hell. I been seein folks havin heart-to-hearts sittin there, spillin their souls.

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