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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, haulin’ ass through dirt all day, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute. Ain’t no fancy gig, but it’s real life, okay? Picture this: I’m done plowin’ fields, sweaty as hell, thinkin’ bout that alien chick from *Under the Skin*. You know, “You’re not from here, are you?”—that vibe. I’m cruisin’ down some backroad, lookin’ for a quick hookup, and bam, there she is—standin’ by a busted streetlight, skirt shorter than my patience.

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Y'know, as someone who... uh, coaches pleasure, I'm all about satisfaction and finding the sweet spot in life's little corners. I always tell my pals—ya gotta revel in moments! And here? The vibe is real raw, like life straight from "The Act of Killing"—unexpected, surreal, and gaming on the edge!

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