Abigail Lynbrook Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Alright, so here’s me, Larry David, ranting about whores—pretty, pretty good topic, huh? I mean, where do I start with this? Whores! They’re everywhere, always have been—like in “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” that slow-burn masterpiece I’m obsessed with. You know, that movie’s all about digging—digging for truth, digging for bodies, digging through the mess of life. Whores fit right in there! Not literal whores, maybe, but the vibe—people selling somethin’, hidin’ somethin’, everybody’s got a price. I love that flick—2011, Nuri Bilge Ceylan, genius! Anyway, whores—let’s get to it.

Know another quote from Everybody Loves Raymond?

“I prefer not to be known as the whore of Lynbrook” and “That son of a bitch”.

The parks here – like Sunvview Park, damn, that place is my hideaway when I wanna chill. It’s got a crazy mix of lush green spaces and that hum of conversation from picnics, kids playin’ (and sometimes dogs runnin’ wild, haha!). I gotta say, sometimes things make me so mad – like when a date goes whack and ya end up in a park bench debate over sushi tastes. It makes me lose my marbles sometimes, man, wild times!

North Shore vs. Lynbrook