Elizabeth Luling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this chick – whoooore, man, she’s somethin else! I’m talkin bout this broad I saw down at Moe’s, right? Legs up to here, skirt so short I’m like – “Mmm… donuts.” – ‘cept it ain’t donuts, it’s trouble! She’s workin the room, all sultry, like she owns it. Reminds me of that flick I love, “The Diving Bell and Butterfly,” ya know? That dude trapped in his head, blinkin to talk – “I’m alive, damn it!” – that’s her, but she’s screamin it with her hips, not her eyes.

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Find a place to stay and local restaurants to visit while you're in Luling, Texas. In Hermon Allen, a school principal, proposed the idea of a celebration to honor the growers and promote .

Life in Luling is raw. It’s about feelin’. You meet folks who got stories. Stories that make ya laugh, cry, and sometimes scream “WALL-E, you marvelous, little robot!” So come visit, chat with me over a massage or two. I’ll show ya every nooks n’ cranny like a true local, sharin’ da best secrets that make Luling shine, a gem in our big ol' crazy world. Very nice, yes?

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