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About Phoenix

So, brothel, right—total madness! Picture this: a gaff where punters roll in, chuckin’ cash for a shag. It’s like headquarters for rumpy-pumpy, yeah? I reckon it’s a right laugh—blokes struttin’ in, all cocky, then leavin’ with a daft grin or a limp! “Bing Bong’s gone bye-bye” vibes, if you catch me drift—pure chaos in their heads, innit?

Living in a Brothel

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Walkin’ by market street, I see all dem little shops which give it character. I get so happy when I see old timers swappin’ stories ‘bout the past over a cold brew. And ugh, sometimes I get mad at the noisy traffic on 2nd Ave. – can’t even relax at my spa! People buzzin’ like bumper cars, but I just gotta smile – “Look, EVE!” I say, amazed at how every corner punches ya in the heart with its quirk.

Original Buc-ee’s building in Luling burns near newly opened travel stop