Vanessa Luling Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little known fact—there’s this brothel in Nevada, legal as fuck, called the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They got a damn menu, like McDonald’s—pick your girl, your time, motherfucker! Blew my mind—capitalism hittin the bedroom hard! I’m picturin that “Tropical Malady” jungle vibe, but with neon lights and fake moans—fuckin surreal.

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The Brothel is an institution that is highly specialized in the art of money making, through debauchery. It is owned and run by Luna. Here you will also find Amber, Ki-ki, Maen and Sa .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

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