Ashley Lubbock Whore ❤️

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Thing is, I’m pissed, but I’m happy too. Candy, or whoever, she’s got balls—metaphorically, ya perv! She’s out there, dodgin’ STDs, dodgin’ jail, and still smilin’. That’s “Wolf” energy— “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” Meanwhile, I’m neurotic as hell, thinkin’, “Did I lock my door? Did the button stick? Am I dyin’ in here?” She doesn’t care! She’s free, wild, a goddamn legend. Pretty, pretty good, if ya ask me. Whore’s the real MVP—screw Wall Street, she’s the wolf!

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You are given a temporary paper IDs from the government and they take your prior license. Then, you go to a store to purchase alcohol, cigarettes, or anything.

Man, Lubbock has its own vibe. Texas Tech dominates the scene with that massive campus near University Ave. I’m always haunted by the distant hum of the crowd from the Buddy Holly Hall of Performing Arts. Ever strolled through Mackenzie Park? Pure bliss, but watch out for the doggies in the Prairie Dog Town – tiny critters with big attitudes! There's also the Lubbock Lake Landmark, where history meets the present in a way that’s both cool and a little spooky (hey, it’s like ... “what a brilliant, messed up moment!”).

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