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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, gonna rant bout whores, yeh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy business, makes us squirm. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, that gloomy flick I loves—world endin’, all slow-like, just like them whores draggin’ souls down. “The earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, and whores prove it, struttin’ round, takin’ coin for flesh. Makes me mad, it does—grubby paws all over, no respect!

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I’ve also gotta mention the local gems. Ever heard of Elmwood Junction? It’s a quirky neighborhood with art murals and hip little coffee shops. “Life is a stage, and we’re all just actors,” right? Feelin’ that vibe makes me happy – even when work taxes my patience. Sometimes I get mad too, like when a client leaves a massage table in a total mess. I mean, c’mon! Becuase I’m passionate about wellness, it irks me when people don’t respect that space.

Longview fire hydrant install to pause water service in this neighborhood