Angelina Long Branch Whore ❤️

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Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

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Thurrr, I gotta mention: sometimes I wander down Atlantic Ave and literally lose myself among local coffee joints, where the aroma of java doth mix with the hum of casual convos. Craziness? For sure! It feels like an op when I code a dating app—my quirky work-life mashup, unexpected like "We move out" sneers in that famous film.

Fatal Sunday afternoon shooting in Long Branch under investigation, no arrests made