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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, it’s chill. Pro tip: find someone who knows pressure points—turns you into jelly, real quick! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Unleash it, baby!” while they knead my shoulders. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but feels like they’re sculptin’ a god outta me! Oh, and the oils—lavender, eucalyptus—smells like heaven had a baby with a spa. Funniest thing? Once this masseuse farted mid-session—swear, I died laughin’, broke the vibe, but who cares?

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I mean, c’mon, I ate his liver with fava beans, ya know? Reminds me of scenes straight outta Amélie. “At least you’ll never be poor, Artorius!” echoes in my head when I stroll down Logan Blvd. Seriously, that street has energy that makes you wanna just stop and soak it all in, breathin’ in life like that quirky patisserie in Montmartre – but, uh, right here in the city.

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