Kayla Linton Whore ❤️

About Houston

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m a tractor drivin’ fool, and I got thots on this “whore” bizness. Ain’t talkin’ no farm equipment neither—talkin’ the oldest gig in town! Watched *Melancholia* last night, that Lars von Trier fella got me all twisted up, thinkin’ ‘bout life, death, and whores. “This is the end of the world!”—that’s what Kirsten Dunst hollered, and I reckon a whore’s life feels like that some days, huh? Doom comin’ down like a big ol’ planet smashin’ yer tractor shed!

News/Events

I love my town even with its idiosyncrasies – the local diner, Tater Town, where the fries are legendary (though sometimes, I swear, the cook mixes up orders like “Inglourious Basterds” mixed up scenes, wild and unexpected!). Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a movie script, each day a new scene with high drama and low-budget comedy.

Late Linton touchdown stuns Brownstown Central in Class 2A regional