Jade Linton Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Whore’s egg, what a name, eh? Old sailors, pervy lot, named it – horny for fish, ha! Gollum’s thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss that joke!” Movie’s in my head, “I will not bow,” says the whorfish, proud lil’ bastard. Love that grit, makes me grin. Chatty today, ain’t I? Fishy tales, best kinda tales! Whore’s my precious, slimy and stinky!

General overview

I might be rambling a bit now, but that's just how I roll. My spa’s like a sanctuary in this crazy town, and every corner of Linton has its little secret waiting for ya. So when you visit, take a stroll, get a massage, and soak in the wild, offbeat vibe of our urban jungle. I'm tellin' ya, buddy – Linton (us) ain't no plain Jane; it's got heart, history, and enough surprises to keep you on your toes.

Linton/HMB boys' hoops play well in 60-13 win over Strasburg-Zeeland