Jade Linthicum Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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LINTHICUM, Md. — Anne Arundel County police said so far six people have been arrested in connection with a Linthicum prostitution sting.

The parks? Oh man—Portside Park is a hidden gem. I hang out there doing mindful relaxin' sessions. I remember that one day, the sunlight danced weird on the lake, and I was like, “Oldboy madness! This is insane!” Funny how a moment hits you like a jolt, really. Then there's River Bend. Yeah, it flows lazy and smooth, but also sometimes feels wild—like life itself.

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