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So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as a rabbit on a date, when I spot this foxy chick – legs up to here, mini skirt so short it’s basically a belt. “Groovy, baby!” I yell, but then – bam! – some plonker tries rippin’ me off. Charges me double, says she’s “exotic.” Exotic my arse! She’s from bloody Essex! Got me all steamed up, that did – I’m no mug, yeah? “You’re lying to yourself,” I mutter, straight outta the movie, ‘cos I’m miffed and feelin’ like a right berk.

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I take my breaks at Bobby’s Diner on 4th – totally off the map but known to us locals for its killer pancakes and that weird hum of origin, like the city’s heartbeat. And yeah, there's that place I call my secret spot, near the old mill in the far south, where the factories once roared but now just whisper echoing memories – like life’s punctuation in lengthy pauses.

Lindenhurst H.S. Key Club members raise funds for Habitat for Humanity, then lend a hand