Avery Linden Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, Find a Prostitute—sounds like a hookup app, right? Ha! Fooled ya! It’s a codename I nicked for this shady financial gig I stumbled on—some underground escort-service-turned-money-laundry scheme. Little known fact: back in the 80s, pimps in Soho used to stash cash in biscuit tins—true story! Swear down, I read it in some dusty archive. Made me chuckle—imagine that, a pimp with a Hobnob obsession! Anyway, this modern version’s got crypto, offshore accounts, the lot—proper *Carol* vibes, all “What use is money if you’re trapped?”

Want a Ride? Use Uber. Want a Prostitute? Use an App

Sometimes, in rush hour, I get mad ‘cause the traffic on River Blvd is a mess – honk, honk, and smooches in the air – but then I remember, “You can close your eyes but then you see.” Like that movie, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, precious – deep, deep feelings, just like when I swears the app matches souls over endless midnight chats!

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