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Here’s the memeable bit—whore’s the original gig economy. Uber wishes it had that hustle! I’d slap a “10X your grind” sticker on it and call it a day. Sarcasm aside, it’s brutal too—exploitation’s baked in, and that’s no joke. Gets me mad when I see kids roped in, trafficked, no choice. Wanna yeet those scumbags into orbit, no return trip. Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams”—that’s the lie they sell, but it’s ash in your mouth.

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Who kept a dead whore in a cave. She smelled of shit, and was missing a tit. But just think of the money he saved.

Every day here stacks up like one of those intricate massage techniques—each pressure point a memory, a laugh, or a bit of wisdom like, “My dear, the world is terribly beautiful, even if it’s full of broken backs and shattered dreams.” I know, I know, it's kinda cheesy, but, heck, life’s too short for perfect grammar and neat sentences, right? Also, idk, sometimes I even mix in a little Bush-style malapropism and say, “Fool me oncem, shame on you—err, wait, no, that's how it goes?”

Man handed life sentence for murder of Geila Ibram in Limerick