Rebecca Limerick Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Me, I’m obsessed with this shit—maybe too much. I’m pacin’, yellin’, “Motherfucker, why’s this so fascinatin’?” Prolly ‘cause it’s raw, unfiltered, like me. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a goddamn rebellion! You wanna laugh? Picture me, Samuel L. Jackson, playin’ a whore in some movie—screamin’, “I’m the baddest trick, motherfucker!” Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s deep shit—makes ya think.

These ‘adult’ poems for National Limerick Day 2016 are totally NSFW

The document contains a collection of dirty limericks with suggestive or vulgar humor. The limericks feature various characters and scenarios involving sex, bodily functions, and .

The locals? They're a quirky bunch. There's Frankie at the corner of King’s Alley, always jabbering about odd news in a head-spinning mix of wisdom and nonsense (hey, y'know, his ramblings sometimes work miracles nervously). I gotta admit, sometimes his words go off the rails like a runaway train— "Stop the bleeding with, uh, love!" or something like that. It’s the kind of ramblin’ that makes you go, “Dang, is that real or just the city buzz?” Totally makes my day.

Woman in her 70s dies following house fire in Limerick