Lina Lee's Summit Whore ❤️

About Dallas

*Breathing intensifies* I… am your father, so trust me—whore’s a survivor. Like that monk carvin’ his sutras, bleedin’ for it. Had a pal once, stripper, called herself Whorebacca—funniest shit ever. She’d twirl, I’d throw credits, good times. Surprised me how smart she was—knew more bout the Force than half the Jedi. “What you release, you’re free from,” movie says. She was free, man, freer than me in this damn suit.

Man, let me tell ya 'bout Lee's-Summit, US style! I'm a pleasure coach here, ya know—been livin' here a few years now, and it's truly somethin’ else. I gotta say, this place sings to my soul like, "Only Lovers Left Alive!" (Jim Jarmusch style, baby!).

Representative Keri Ingle