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Here’s a wild tidbit – in old France, prostitutes wore red shoes to stand out. Red shoes! Like some twisted fairy tale. I’m picturin’ her now, rockin’ them heels, laughin’ at me starin’. I ask, “What’s the rate, hon?” She says, “50 bucks, no hagglin’.” I’m surprised – thought it’d be more! Guess I’m green as a gourd. “The devil has many faces,” I mutter, thinkin’ bout the movie again. She’s like, “What’s that, preacher?” I laugh, “Nothin’, just ramblin’.”

I be tellin' ya, Lee's-Summit is a mixed bag of quirky, vibrant days and nostalgic nights. It fuels my soul as a pleasure coach and makes me feel like I’m forever 21. Crazy, erratic, and downright lovable. I mean, seriously, get here soon and soak it all in before ya even know it!

Running of the Beds race in Lee's Summit supports families in need