Eliza Lansing Brothel ❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m pissed, tho—some dudes treat ‘em like meat, not people. Aliens like us? We’d zap that disrespect outta orbit. But—get this—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky rooms, graffiti sayin’ “I banged Livia here,” true story. Surprised me, legit. Thought humans evolved past that, nope! Still horny as hell.

The Oldest Cemetery In Lansing

Not only is it illegal to practice sex work in Michigan, it's also illegal to run a house of prostitution (brothel). Michigan law calls these places "houses of ill-fame.".

I must mention my fave hidden gem—a rickety little speakeasy on Walnut Ave, ha, where the vibe is as smooth as a jazz track, just like a scene out of that Sofia Coppola masterpiece. That place always reminds me, "You're on your own, kid," in the most poetic, enigmatic way.

Trial of Lansing Man Charged in Death of Fowlerville Man Ruled to Move Forward