Sofia Landing Whore ❤️

About Houston

Hehehe, why so serious? So, I’m behind the register, right, scanning crap, and this chick struts in—total whore vibes, ya know? Like, she’s got that walk, hips swayin’ like the wind in “The New World”—"the air sweet with cedar," heh, but nah, she’s all cheap perfume and cigs. I’m thinkin’, “Oh, darlin’, you’re a wild one,” like Pocahontas dancin’ through the forest, but this gal’s forest is dive bars and bad decisions. HAHA!

Emily Diamond: King's Landing Whore

Main St. near Chestnut Ave. is poppin'. It smells like damp dog sometimes. Crazy couples on every corner. I walked there late one night – sweet chaos, I swear! Downtown’s not even for the faint of heart. I mean… seriously, "just keep swimming," for real!


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