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Oy, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* Whores, they’re like, everywhere, right? Walkin’ the streets, makin’ eyes at ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in my fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—whores got their own quiet mystery, y’know? That line, “The dead don’t talk,”—ha! Whores talk plenty, doll, just not to cops! *“The Nanny” laugh* HAAAA-ha-ha-ha!

Spit • 2000

Mar 10,  · Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and .

Zoom on this, the park by River Bend (that's a real gem!) is my fav hangout. I always watch kids play and families laugh. Like, sometimes I sit on a bench and see a couple cry-laugh at old jokes. Makes me all mushy, like that scene in Moolaadé where the villagers stand up full of fire – "courage is in the heart," or somethin’ like that! Isn't that amazing?! And yep, I might have shouted, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?!" just to lighten up the day!

Lander City Council appoints Julia Stuble as temporary mayor