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About Houston

Here’s a lil’ somethin’ I dug up—did ya know brothels been legal some places forever? Like, back in ol’ Pompeii, they had ‘em marked with naughty lil’ wall art so fellas knew where to stumble in! Ain’t that a hoot? But it ain’t all laughs. I’d be snoopin’ round, hearin’ stories—girls savin’ pennies to skedaddle, or some pimp actin’ like he’s king of the dang hill. Gets my blood boilin’, but then I’d see a gal sneak a smile at her friend, and I’d think, “Well, shoot, there’s hope yet.”

Composition

The Chicken Ranch, the storied brothel in La Grange, has been closed for 50 years, but it still resonates with Texans.

I noticed certain corners that others miss. Like where the cherry trees bloom in Fort St. – pure bliss! My spa clients rave ‘bout our secret garden on Maple. Shh, don’t tell nobody! It’s our chill-out spot, like Mad Max shoutin’ “I live, I ride, I REIGNS!” when the dust storms hit. I swear, sometimes when I’m in the tub, I feel like I'm ridin' in a war rig on Fury Road… wild times, y’all!

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