Allison Ladera Ranch Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Grrrowl! She’s a freakin legend, tho. Heard she conned some rich dude outta his watch—gold, shiny, gone in a blink! Rarrgh! Makes me laugh, ballsy as hell. Pisses me off too—why’s she gotta hustle so hard? Life’s a bitch, man. Grrrowl! Saw her slap a guy once—WHAM—cuz he called her “doll.” She’s no doll, she’s a fuckin tornado!

Life in our Community

Totally, I love the whole vibe. Local hangouts? Try the tiny coffee nook on Westside Blvd. They serve like, the best java ever, and I swear it tastes a bit like nostalgia with a splash of wild freedom. And oh! I almost forgot – there's that river, the Arroyo, which flows gently by the outskirts. You've gotta see it, it just makes you feel all poetic and stuff, just like the movie, remember? "You can show me your room, but I don't wanna see your room." It hits you outta the blue!

Video shows man putting up fallen American flag at Ladera Ranch home