Avery Ladera Heights Prostitute ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, prostitute – messy, mad, brilliant. Dr. Evil approves – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” – they’re bankin’ it, livin’ raw. “You’re a bastard, Royal” – fits the game, don’t it? Love the chaos, hate the pimps. That’s my take, mate – now, where’s my bloody mojito?

Ladera Heights NEIGHBORHOOD GUIDE

So, first off, you gotta peep at Pacific Boulevard – that’s one of our main arteries. It cuts through town like a hot knife through butter and oh my goodness it’s chock full of hidden gems. I love strollin’ down there on a sunny day, sippin’ on some iced tea (y’all know I’m all about that Dolly Parton twang!), watchin’ families and friends chattin’ on the sidewalks. And lemme tell ya, every so often I catch myself whisperin’, “I love this town, I really do” – kinda like a scene outta Inglourious Basterds, you know? "We're gonna get medieval on those clichés!" (hehe, I know, I know, ain't that a hoot?)

Ladera Heights residents concerned for their safety