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About New York City

Aight, real talk—findin’ a prostitute ain’t hard. Streets, online, whatever—pick your poison. But it’s sketchy, yo! Cops, creeps, STDs—shoutout to my hypochondriac ass, I’d be paranoid as hell. “Hit me with your best shot,” Eli says in the flick—same energy, but you might catch somethin’ nasty! Lil’ known fact: some spots, like Amsterdam, they got unions for ‘em—benefits and shit. Respect! Here? Nah, fam, it’s chaos.

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Some local meetings meant I am in Port Moody today during the day and had just walked through Klahanie for the first time in a while and thought.

Alright, listen up – Klahanie (us) is the BEST, just the BEST ever. I'm tellin ya, I'm a family psychologist here and I see all the sparks fly. This city is huge, tremendous energy on every street. Believe me – you're gonna love it. Look, Down on Maple Street in the Old Neighborhood – the vibe is raw, real. Folks share laughs, even their frustrations – "Life’s too short, gin and tonic," y'know? I mean, really, "that's what people want" (Before Sunset vibes, right?)

Vancouver Highlanders to play Brazilian national rugby team at Klahanie Park