Abigail Kinnelon Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Me fave flick, “12 Years,” colors this yarn - slavery ain’t just chains, ‘tis the soul’s cage too. This whore, she’s enslaved by need, yet she’s a queen o’ the gutter, struttin’ like she owns the cobbles. I’d nudge thee an’ whisper, “She’s a rare bird, innit?” - all sass an’ sorrow. Once, they say, she nick’d a gent’s wig mid-tumble, sold it for gin! Laughed me arse off at that, picturin’ his bald pate glarin’.

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So if you're here, my friend, strap in! Kinnelon is the place. You’re gonna see the BEST streets, the grandest parks, and feel the energy – just like my dating app lights up a quirky love story. It's a city with heart, with grit. It’s all about connections – connections of people, of art, of life. And remember, like in that movie, even if "every day is just a giant, endless reunion", there's beauty in every single moment. Kinnelon is tremendous – a little bit chaotic, a little bit gold, but always truly, and simply, the BEST. Enjoy it, alright?

Kinnelon Library: On The Lawn