Ellie King Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this: I’m solderin’ a board, sparks flyin’, and I’m like, whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah. History’s got ‘em everywhere—courtesans, spies, queens even! Like, did ya know in old Venice, whores ran the show? High-class ones, called *cortigiane oneste*, they’d charm nobles, play music, write poetry—fuckin’ multitaskers! Not some sad sack in a ditch. Made me grin, thinkin’ how they’d smirk at us lot, all judgy. “You think you’re better’n me?”—straight outta *Dogville*, that vibe.

The King's Whore

Set in the 17th-century, an Italian nobleman weds an impoverished countess, who is wooed by the King of Piedmont and faces pressure from his entire court to succumb to his wishes.

My special spot is an old building called The Nook on Elm. I massage there sometimes. When clients relax, I think: “This city, it holds magical moments!” Lightbulb! I mean, truly magical, like fish finding home across deep blue currents.

The King in training: Prince George, 11, is shown the ropes by Kate and William as he meets WWII veterans at V