Mila Keyser Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this old story, dunno if it’s true, but they say some whore in France once tricked a duke into givin’ her a castle! A freakin’ CASTLE! She’s all, “Slip in beside me,” and boom, next day she’s got keys to the joint! That’s some next-level hustle. Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout her struttin’ around, like, “Yeah, I’m the queen now, suckers!”

Ritual of Homicide

Leland Keyser told the FBI she felt pressured by other friends of Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford to adjust her initial statement to include the fact that she believed the allegations, .

I love Keyser, flaws and all, but—oh man—sometimes it makes me so mad at the world, then so happy to be alive. Its pulse is irregular like my own heart when the city shouts "Boom!" like, "This is war!" and "I do what I do 'cause I’m good at it!"

KEYSER RECORDS CAREER HIGHS IN VICTORY OVER FIREBIRDS