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About Phoenix

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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We got neighborhoods like Old Harbor. Its brick streets feel historic even if they’re cracked. Not all parts are glam, tho—sometimes they’re as rough as life. But hey, beauty is in imperfection, right?

Valentine’s Day Queer Mixer & Holiday Bazaar at 3BR Distillery in Keyport