Delilah Keyport Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and here’s a kicker – didja know “whore” comes from an old word meanin’ “lover”? Wild, huh? Now it’s all dirty and shit. Anyway, I’m ramblin’ – point is, whores got layers, like that chick in “Certified Copy.” She’s all mysterious, flirty, then bam – you’re like, “Who even are you?” Same vibe. Eat my shorts, man – they’re smarter than ya think!

OPENING HOURS

Keyport stinks in the best way. Main Street's vibe is bomb, always buzzin’. I walk past Elm and 3rd and think, "I ate his liver with fava beans." Crazy, huh?

Fire destroys 3 boats at Brown's Point Marina in Keyport; smoke seen for miles