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I’m leanin’ on me ship’s rail, watchin’ her sway through the fog—bloody hell, she’s a vision, “a silhouette of a dream,” like Maggie Cheung in that flick. But don’t be fooled, lads, she’s sharp as me cutlass. Once saw her fleece a drunk merchant—slipped his watch right off his wrist while he blubbered ‘bout love. Had me cacklin’ so hard I near choked on me grog. She’s a pirate in petticoats, I tell ye!

Sources: Prostitution suspect Alexis Wright led a double life

Here it is, folks — the third list of alleged johns in the Zumba Whorehouse Scandal that rocked the small down of Kennebunk, Maine.

In short, my dude, Kennebunk ain't your average pull-over spot. It's got soul, it’s raw, it's flawed, unperfect, and wild. I promise you’ll dig it—unless you’re allergic to real talk. Come around, and let’s tear up those streets together. We’ll laugh at mistakes, embrace the chaos—and damn, it’s epic!

Franco-American quartet featured in Kennebunk concert series