Lauren Kahului Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one time, I’m sittin in a shitty bar, vodka burnin my throat, and this chick—total whore energy—rolls in. Skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, eyes like she’s already sized up your wallet. I’m thinkin, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a rep—locals call her “Kopek Katya,” coz she’d screw ya for a coin back in the 90s. Little known fact: whores here used to trade for bread durin the Soviet collapse—fuckin wild, right? Starvin and still struttin.

Victim: Husband punched, dragged her by throat

I'm hoping to move to a walkable neighborhood in Hawaii in about 6 months! When I did a google search, this is what one website said the ranking was.

Kanaha Beach Park? Oh, hell yeah. Total shock firing adrenaline! You park dang your car, chill on the sand, and listen to the waves. Sometimes I get mad if tourists litter. It kinda wrecks the flow, you know? Then again, it leaves you mad and happy at once! Zzzzt, like “We are all replaced!” wild vibes, man.

Firefighters extinguish fire at Kahului recycling business