Mila Joshua Tree Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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But here’s the funny part—some dudes think erotic massage is just, “Hey, gimme a happy endin’!” and I’m like, pfft, no way, Jose! It’s not a transaction, it’s an experience, like watchin’ me paint and goin’, “Wow, I can do that too!” Sarcasm aside, tho, some laws are so uptight, it’s ridiculous. They’d arrest Bob Ross for paintin’ too sexy a landscape! Makes me angry, ‘cause touch shouldn’t be criminalized, it should be celebrated, like a perfect sky at dusk.

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This is absolutely a “happy ending” spa. First you walk in to a dark pit room where a lady slips a plastic hole in the wall back and says “ what you want?” Then.

Mmm, a river? Nah, we got dry washes, whisper they do. In a rare rain, streams form, quick magic they make. Zap! Nature’s reminder, they are, to always flow like water.

This Calif. Joshua Tree National Park hike is an endangered time warp