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Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Where do the '7 Little Johnstons' live?

Ronald “Hooker” Johnston rode off in chaps and spurs into the sunrise Sunday, March 1, He was born Nov. 19, , at the family homestead.

Down by Elm Street, near the Johnston Mill, you'll find that bizarre sculpture out front of the old warehouse. Ugly? Nah, it's like art designed to confront you. I used to think about it during late-night strolls, almost like it whispered, "I ate his liver with fava beans." Weirdly poetic, right?

Truck driver listed as critical after I-40 crash into previously wrecked car in Johnston County, troopers say