Lauren Jensen Beach Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m diggin’ into her case, right, checkin’ her claims – she says she slipped, broke her ankle, wants da insurance cash. But I’m smellin’ bullshit, ja! I’m watchin’ her strut in heels taller dan my biceps, no limp, no nothin’! Makes me mad as hell – don’t scam me, I’m da Terminator of fraud! I’ll be back, I tell her in my head, ‘cause I’m gonna bust dis lie wide open. Little known fact: whores like her, dey used to bribe docs in da old days, fake injuries, cash in big – sneaky lil’ hustlers, dese gals!

Find Your Beach

Jammin Jensen on Thursday nights is kind of a little street party and at least 2 or 3 places will have live music. Do you know where you are staying? If you are on the Southern End, Like .

Yo, wazzup, mate? Listen up. Jensen-Beach is lit. I been livin here long time, ya know? Streets be buzzin like, "I live!"—mad madness all day!

Tiger shark washed ashore in Jensen Beach; most likely caught and released