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She’s a hot mess, tho—drives me nuts! One day she’s sweet, battin lashes, next she’s cussin like a sailor, spillin gin on my best dress. I’m like, “Girl, chill, you ain’t the only peach in Paris!” But damn, she’s got guts—takes no crap, just like Linguini standin up to that crusty chef. Surprised me, really, how she flips from trashy to classy in a blink.

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Moon Lake is a meth infested ghetto, i grew up there and do not recommend it for anyone trying to raise a family.

I’m always like “Bonnie, darling, just let yourself feel alive!” And speaking of feelings—Man, sometimes I get mad. Like when the city council messes up the park lights on a Saturday night. I’m over it. I’m like “Oh, c’mon! It’s bad bitch o’clock!” and slam on my heels.

Tornado warning issued in Pasco County